AIK SE BARRH KAR AIK - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Mareez: "Doctor sahb! Main jab chashma utar kar daikhta hoon to mujhay aik (1) k do (2) nazar aatay hein."
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Doctor: "Shukar karo tumhein sirf do (2) nazar aatay hein. Main to jab bhi chashma utar kar daikhta hoon mujhay aik (1) k chaar (4) nazar aatay hein."