VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - MACHHLI

Ustani (bachon se): "Aisay janwar ka naam batao, jo bohat taizi se barrhta hai."
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Pappu ne kharray ho kar kaha: "Machhli."
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Ustani: "Shabaash! Kya tum iss k barrhanay ki raftaar bata saktay ho?"
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Pappu: "Ji han miss! Pichlay haftay abbu jaan ne aik machli pakrri thi. Uss ka zikar kartay huye woh rozana do (2) teen (3) inch ka izafa kar detay hein aur abhi iss raftaar se izafa jaari hai."