VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - DEHATI AUR PILOT

Aik dehati pehli baar jahaz mein sawar hua aur pilot se bola: "Chalo bhai! Chaltay kion nahi ho?"
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Pilot ne ghussay se kaha: "Yeh gaarri nahi, hawaee jahaz hai."
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Dehati ne phir poocha: "Iss mein tail to poora hai na?"
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Pilot: "Kion? Tumhein tail ki kya fikar hai?"
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Dehati: "Upper ja kar tail khatam ho gaya to tum kaho gay, chalo neechay utar kar dhakka lagao, phir?"