VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES - AASAR-E-QADEEMA

Aasar-e-qadeema ka aik mahir purani cheezon ki talaash mein shehar shehar aur gaon gaon ghoomta phirta tha.
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Aik chhotay se gaon ki chhoti se dukan per uss ko aik nadir-o-nayaab peyala nazar aaya, jiss mein dukandar ki billi doodh pi rahi thi.
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Uss ne socha agar dukandar se peyala manga to woh peyalay ki ehmiyat ko samajh jaye ga aur zyada qeemat wusool karay ga.
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Chunancheh uss ne bohat israar se paanch hazaar (5,000) rupay mein billi khareed li.
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Billi khareednay k baad uss ne dukandar se kaha: "Bhai sahb! Yeh peyala bhi day do kionkeh billi iss peyalay ki aadi hai."
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Dukandar bola: "Miyyan! Bewaqoof kisi aur ko banana, iss peyalay hi ki waja se main ab tak darjan bhar billiyan baich chuka hoon."