FUNNY URDU JOKES - DOOBTA SHEIKH

Do sheikhon ne sumandar ke kinaray board laga hua dekha:

"DOOBTAY KO BACHANAY WALY KO 500 RUPAY INAAM!"

Pehla Sheikh: Mujhe tairna nahin aata. Main chhalang lagata hun. Tum mujhe bacha lena. Paise aadhe aadhe kar len gay.
Pehlay Sheikh ne chhalang lagai to doosra khamoshi se dekhta raha. Pehlay ne cheekh kar kaha:
Tum mujhe bachate kyun nahin?
Doosra Sheikh muskra kar bola:
Tum ne board ke neechay to parha hi nahin...

"LAASH NIKALNAY WALY KO 1000 RUPAY INAAM!"