ZIMMAY DARI - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKE

Aik professor sahb ka college hall mein pehla lecture tha.
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College k hall mein tamam students mojood thay.
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Kuch mike ki kharabi, kuch professor ki bareek aawaaz aur kuch khushk mozu, inn baton ne students ko bor kar diya aur aik aik kar k sab khisak gaye.
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Jab 5, 6 larkay reh gaye to chaprrasi ne aik chitt professor sahb k samnay rakhi jiss per likha tha: "Jab aap taqreer khatam kar lein to wahan k pankhay band kar k, batiyan bujha k, barray darwazay per tala laga k chabi chaprrasi k hawalay kar dein."