WEDDING RING - HILARIOUS CLASSROOM JOKES

Little Johnny says: "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
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"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
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"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."