WAZAHAT - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik sahb aik aalishaan restaurant mein pohnchay.
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Isharay se bairay ko apnay paas bulaya aur uss k haath per paanch (5) rupay ka note rakhtay huye bolay: "Yeh inam uss kam ka hai jo aaj shaam tum mera karnay walay ho."
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Bairay ne inn ka matlab samajhtay huye kaha: "Aap bilkul mutmain rahein. Jab shaam ko aap apnay doston k hamra aaein gay to main aap k liye jaga bilkul mehfooz rakhon ga."
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"Nahi, nahi." Inn sahb ne wazahat ki: "Shaam ko meri biwi aur saas meray hamra aaein gi aur main chahta hoon k hamein koi jaga na milay."