WAFAAT KA COLUMN - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

"Hello! Tum Ali bol rahay ho na?"
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"Haan haan! Main Ali hi hoon magar tum kaun ho?"
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"Main Asad bol raha hoon, kya tum ne aaj subh ka akhbar dekha hai? Iss mein mera naam wafaat k column mein shaya hua hai."
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"Uff meray khuda! Waqaee? Tum ab kahan se bol rahay ho?"