U.P.S - VERY VERY U.P.S JOKES

3 boys proposed a girl.
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1st: "Main tumharay liye apni jan day sakta hoon."
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Girl: "Woh to sab kehtay hein."
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2nd: "Main tumharay liye chand taaray torr kar la sakta hon."
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Girl: "Purana dialogue hai."
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3rd: "Main tumharay liye U.P.S lagwa don ga."
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Larki aankhon mein aansuon k saath boli: "Pagal itna chahtay ho mujhay."