TASHWEESH - REALLY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Aik umar raseeda aadmi ne hajam se shave banwatay huye kaha: "Aaj meri tiranween (93th) saalgirah hai."
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Hajam bohat mutassir hua aur barkhurdarana andaz mein bola: "Huzoor! Khuda karay aap ki soween (100th) per bhi main hi aap ki shave bananay ki sa'adat hasil karon."
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Umar raseeda aadmi ne barray ghour se hajam ka jaeza liya aur bola: "Han yeh mumkin to hai lekin mujhay tumhari sehat kuch zyada achi maloom nahi hoti."