TAKALLUF - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Sheikh apnay mehmaan se: "Kion bhai doodh piyo gay ya sharbat?"
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Mehmaan: "Doodh lay aao."
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Sheikh: "Cup mein ya glass mein?"
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Mehmaan: "Glass mein lay aao."
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Sheikh: "Glass sheeshay ka ho ya stain less steel ka?"
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Mehmaan: "Sheeshay ka."
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Sheikh: "Glass saada ho ya phooldar."
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Mehmaan :"Phooldar."
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Sheikh: "Phool motiye ka ho ya gulab ka?"
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Mehmaan: "Rehnay do yar mujhay payas nahi hai."
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Sheikh: "Bhai ji yeh to aap takalluf kar rahay hein."