CHAANTAY - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik shakhs aik dafa rail mein safar kar raha tha, raat ka waqt tha keh achanak light chali gaee aur har soo andhera ho gaya.
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Uss ne zanjeer khainchi to aik chaanta parra.
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Uss ne doosri martaba phir zanjeer khainchi to phir aik chaanta parra.
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Thorri dair k baad light aa gaee.
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Woh ghussay mein bhara baitha tha.
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Uss ne logon se poocha: "Mujhay chaantay kaun maar raha tha?"
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Aik shakhs foran bola: "Abay woh tu tha jo meri biwi ki chuttiya khainch raha tha. Main maar raha tha chaantay."