SIFAR SE NEECHAY - FUNNY URDU JOKES

Shagird (ustad se): "Janab! Aap ne mujhay hisaab mein sifar diya hai, main sakht preshan hoon."
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Ustad ne jawab diya: "Main iss liye preshan hoon keh iss se neechay koi aur hindsa nahi hai jo main tumhein day sakoon."