Why couldn't the motorist help the police at the scene of the accident?
Because he'd had his eyes shut at the time.
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When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to rea...
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Professor sahb class mein lecture day rahay thay, samnay betha hua larka idhar udhar dekh raha tha. , ,, ,,, Professor ne uss se kaha: ...
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Women should not have children after 35. Really... 35 children are enough.
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