An American Family...
Youngest son: Dad, what's the difference between "hypothetically" and "in reality"?
Dad turns to wife: Would you sleep with Robert Pattinson for one million dollars?
Wife: Of course, I would never waste such an opportunity!
Then, dad asks daughter: Would you sleep with Robert Pattinson for one million dollars?
Daughter: Yes. He's my fantasy!
Dad asks elder son: Would you sleep with Robert Pattinson for one million dollars?
Elder son: Why not? Imagine what I can do with that sum of money!
Father turns to his youngest son and says: You see, son. "Hypothetically," we are sitting with three million dollars, but in reality we are living with two prostitutes and one gay bastard!
Youngest son: Dad, what's the difference between "hypothetically" and "in reality"?
Dad turns to wife: Would you sleep with Robert Pattinson for one million dollars?
Wife: Of course, I would never waste such an opportunity!
Then, dad asks daughter: Would you sleep with Robert Pattinson for one million dollars?
Daughter: Yes. He's my fantasy!
Dad asks elder son: Would you sleep with Robert Pattinson for one million dollars?
Elder son: Why not? Imagine what I can do with that sum of money!
Father turns to his youngest son and says: You see, son. "Hypothetically," we are sitting with three million dollars, but in reality we are living with two prostitutes and one gay bastard!
