Doctor: "So tell me how it happened that you burnt both your ears."
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Patient: "I was ironing when the telephone went and I answered the iron by mistake."
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Doctor: "But you burnt them both!"
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Patient: "Well, as soon as I put the phone down it rang again."
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Patient: "I was ironing when the telephone went and I answered the iron by mistake."
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Doctor: "But you burnt them both!"
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Patient: "Well, as soon as I put the phone down it rang again."
