QISMAT AAZMAIYE - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKE

Aik aadmi ne sarrak per aik pathar dekha jiss per likh tha,
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"Pathar uthaiye, qismat aazmaiye."
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Uss ne pathar uthaya to pathar ki doosri janib likha tha,
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"Kissi doosray bewaqoof k liye rakh dein."