QEEMA - MOST HILARIOUS URDU/HINDI JOKE

Gahak ghussay se qasaee ko: "Dekho ji, kitni dair se keh raha hoon pehlay mujhay faarigh kar dein."
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Qasaee: "Bus janab, Ab aap hi ka qeema bananay wala hoon.