A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand.
"You'll need to be fit," said the farmer. "Have you ever had any illnesses? Any accidents?"
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"No, sir,' replied the young man proudly. "But you're on crutches. You must have had an accident!" said the young man.
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"A bull tossed me last week. But that wasn't an accident! He did it on purpose!"
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"No, sir,' replied the young man proudly. "But you're on crutches. You must have had an accident!" said the young man.
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"A bull tossed me last week. But that wasn't an accident! He did it on purpose!"