Teacher:
"Who were the first human beings?"
Little Johnny:
"Adam and Eve."
Teacher:
"And what nationality were they?"
Little Johnny:
"Indian, of course."
Teacher:
"And how ho you know they were Indian?"
Little Johnny:
"Easy. They had no roof over their heads, no clothes to wear and only one apple between them - and they called it Paradise."
"Who were the first human beings?"
Little Johnny:
"Adam and Eve."
Teacher:
"And what nationality were they?"
Little Johnny:
"Indian, of course."
Teacher:
"And how ho you know they were Indian?"
Little Johnny:
"Easy. They had no roof over their heads, no clothes to wear and only one apple between them - and they called it Paradise."
