PAINTER - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik parchay mein sawal aaya keh painter kissay kehtay hein?
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Aik bachay ne barra mudallil jawab diya.
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Jawab kuch youn tha: "Meray khayal mein painter 'Pay' se shuru hota hai aur pant bhi 'Pay' se, iss liye mujhay lagta hai k pant seenay walay ko painter kehtay hein."