THE ORTHODOX - FUNNY RELIGIOUS JOKES

Michael O’Rourke brought his fiancee to Ireland to meet his mother, telling her to answer all of her future mother-in-law’s questions honestly regardless of what they were.
“Shure my dear what kind of work did you do in Lon-don?”
“Well Mrs. O’Rourke, I was a prostitute”
 “Holy Mary, Mother of God, did you say you were a Protestant?”
“No, Mrs. O’Rourke I said prostitute”.
“God bless you my child, welcome to the family”