NIKLA YAHAN HAI - HILARIOUS URDU JOKE

Do haklay kisi bat per aapas mein jhagarr rahay thay.
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Qareeb hi se makan malik nikla aur donon ko marnay k liye lapka.
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Donon bhaag kharray huye aur kuch door ja rukay.
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Ruktay hi inn mein se aik ne kaha: "Be-hooda kameena."
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Doosra bola: "Yahan uss ko bura bhala kehnay se kya faeda, waheen kehna chahiye tha."
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Pehlay ne jawab diya: "Bola to waheen tha, nikla yahan hai."