NASHTA KARNAY - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik sahb ko raat bhar doston ki mehfil mein taash khailnay ki aadat thi.
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Aik din hasb-e-mamool woh raat bhar doston k saath taash khailnay k baad subh chaar (4) bajay ghar aaye to biwi jalli bhunni baithi theen.
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Biwi ne mian ko daikh kar kaha: "Tumhein siwaye taash khailnay k koi aur kam hi nahi hai, saari raat bahar doston mein guzar detay ho."
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Mian chup chaap sab suntay rahay.
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Aakhir biwi boli: "Aray tum bhi to kuch bolo. Aakhir tum saari raat k baad subh chaar (4) bajay kya karnay aaye ho?"
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"Nashta karnay." Barri saadgi se jawab mila.