MITHAIYAN - FUNNY URDU JOKE

Maan: "Meray bachay jab tumhein neend aa jaye gi to main apnay kamray mein chali jaon gi aur farishtay yahan aa kar tumhari hifazat karein gay."
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Bacha: "Aap meri mithaiyan almari mein band kar dein, agar farishton ne dekh liya to woh chupkay se kha lein gay."