Pathan: "Hum is kamray mein nahi rahay ga, hum ko pagal samjha hai kia, paisa itna diya aur kamra itna chota sa.
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Waiter: "Oye, pagal andar to chal, ye lift hai."
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Waiter: "Oye, pagal andar to chal, ye lift hai."
FUNNY JOKES AND ONE LINERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD!