LIFE JACKET - HILARIOUS MARITIME TRAVEL JOKES

Aik kashti toofan mein phans gaee,
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Captain: "Kisi ko toofan se bachnay ki dua aati hai?"
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Aik molvi sahb bolay: "Mujhay aati hai."
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Captain: "Theek hai, tum dua mang lo, hamaray paas aik life jacket kam hai."