KEERRAY MAKORRAY - HOMOROUS URDU/HINDI JOKE

"Hello! Yeh keerray makorray baichnay wali dukan hai?"
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"Ji haan, farmaiye!"
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"Foran paanch so (500) mukhtalif qisam k keerray makorray meray ghar pohncha dijiye."
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"Lekin aap inn ka kya krein gay?"
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"Janab main makan chhorr raha hoon aur malik makan ki khas hadayat hai k jiss halat mein makan liya tha, ussi halat mein khali karo."