JHOOTAY, DHOKAY BAAZ - HILARIOUS ANIMAL JOKES

1 chooha sharab k glass mein gir gaya.
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Wahan se 1 billi guzri to uss ne billi se kaha: "Mujhay yahan se nikalo, phir chahay mujhay kha jana."
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Billi ne laat mari or glass gira diya, chooha nikal kar bhaga or apni bill mein ja kar khara ho gaya.
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Billi boli: "Jhootay, dhokay baaz, tum to keh rahay thay k mujhay nikalo, phir beshak mujhay kha jana."
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Chooha muskuratay huye bola: "Jan naraz mat hona, uss waqt main nashay mein tha."