JAHANNUM - REALLY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aadhi raat k waqt phone ki ghanti baji.
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Fatmi sahb barrbarratay huye uthay aur reciever kaan se lagaya.
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Doosri taraf se poocha gaya: "Hello! Aap kahan se bol rahay hein?"
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Fatmi sahb ne ghussay se jawab diya: "Jahannum se."
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Doosri taraf se aadmi: "Barri meharbani, yeh maloom karna tha k aap apni asli jagah per khairiyat se pohnch gaye hein?"