INSANIYAT KA AITBAR - HILARIOUS URDU JOKES

Pathan aik ghar mein chori karnay gaya, Locker per likha tha.
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"Locker ko tornay ki zaroorat nahi hai, 440# lagao aur samnay wala laal button dabao, tijori automatically khul jaye gi."
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Jaisay hi button dabaya 'Alarm' baja aur police aa gaee.
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Jatay waqat pathan malik se bola: "Khuda ki qasam aaj insaniyat se aitbar uth gaya hai."