I WON'T OPEN THE SHOP - VERY VERY FUNNY JOKE

A large notice in a shop window announced a big sale, with sweeping reductions, starting at 9 a.m.
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An enormous queue had started to form by 7-30 a.m.
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Just before the shop was due to open, an inconspicuous little man walked to the head of the queue.
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Angry women elbowed and pushed him until he was right at the back of the line.
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Undaunted, the little man went to the head of the queue again.
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Once more, he was shoved unceremoniously to the back, this time with a few smacks on the face and a couple of thumps from umbrellas wielded by angry women.
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The little man walked to one side of the queue and said:
"If that's your attitude, I won't open the shop at all today!"