A HUNDRED - VERY VERY FUNNY PATIENT JOKES

Patient: "Doctor, do you think that I will live until I'm a hundred?"
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Doctor: "Do you smoke or drink?"
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Patient: "No."
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Doctor: "Do you drive fast cars, gamble, or play around with girls?"
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Patient: "Certainly not!"
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Doctor: "Then what do you want to live to a hundred for?"