HAMDARDI - HILARIOUS ADULT URDU JOKE

Aik sahb ko neend mein chalnay ki beemari thi, aik raat woh neend mein bistar se uth kar darwazay ki taraf barrhay to unn ki biwi boli:
"Darling! Main tumhein batana bhool gaee thi, naee mulazima aaj shaam mulzimat chorr kar chali gaee hai."