GIRLFRIEND AND WIFE - HILARIOUS URDU JOKES

Girl friend is fun
.
&
.
Wife is gun.
,
Girl friend is light of moon
.
&
.
Wife is month of June.
,
Girl friend is tooty frooty
.
&
.
Wife is qismat phooty.
,
Girl friend is beauty
.
&
.
Wife is duty.
,
Girl friend is pension
.
&
.
Wife is tension.
,
Girl friend is hello, hi
.
&
.
Wife is haye haye.
,
Girl friend heart fresher
.
&
.
Wife is blood pressure.
,
Girl friend is patakha
.
&
.
Wife is khudkhush dhamaka.