GHAR KI TARAF - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Ustad (shagird se): "Tum itni dair se kion school aaye ho?"
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Shagird: "Janab! Baarish ki wajah se sarrak per keecharr ho gaya tha. Main aik qadam aagay chalta to do qadam peechay phisal jata."
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Ustad: "Phir tum yahan kaisay pohnchay?"
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Shagird: "Janab! Main ne apna munh ghar ki taraf kar k chalna shuru kar diya aur yahan pohch gaya."