DULHA - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI SHAADI JOKE

Aik aadmi apnay gadhay ko nehla raha tha.
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Uss k hamsaye ne poocha: "Aray bhai! Issay kis khushi mein nehla rahay ho?"
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Aadmi bola: "Aaj iss ki shaadi hai."
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Hamsaye ne poocha: "Iss khushi mein hamein kya khilao gay?"
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Aadmi jhat se bola: "Jo dulha khaye ga, woh tum bhi kha lena."