GHALAT BUS - MOST HILARIOUS URDU/HINDI JOKE

Bus mein baithi huee aik boorrhi aurat ne apnay qareeb baithay nashay mein dhutt naujawan se kaha: "Shayed tumhein ehsaas nahi k tum seedhay dozakh ki taraf ja rahay ho."
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Naujawan yeh suntay hi uth kharra hua aur ghabra kar bola: "Khuda ki panah, conductor bus rok kar mujhay utar dijiye, main ghalat bus mein sawar ho gaya hoon."