Aik syasi leader ne aik akhbar k editor ko phone kiya: "Mujhay kisi ne bataya hai k aap ne apnay akhbar mein mujha 'Ehmaq' aur 'Jahil' likha hai."
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Editor: "Nahi sir! Kisi aur akhbar walay ne likha hoga, hum apnay akhbar mein aisi batein hargiz nahi likhtay jo qar-e-een pehlay se jantay hon."
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Editor: "Nahi sir! Kisi aur akhbar walay ne likha hoga, hum apnay akhbar mein aisi batein hargiz nahi likhtay jo qar-e-een pehlay se jantay hon."
