Little Bobby (seven) was in love with Little Susie (same age) who lived next door.
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One day, Bobby went to Susie's dad and announced (as seriously as he could), "I'm in love with Susie, and we're getting married".
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Amused, Susie's dad started asking questions (in the hopes to discourage the idea).
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Susie' dad: "Where will you live?"
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Bobby: "Well, Susie has a playhouse in the back yard, so we're gonna live there."
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Susie's dad: "How are you going to make money to support her?"
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Bobby: "Well, Susie gets 75 cents a week, and I get $1.25 a week." "That should be more than enough!"
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Seeing that Bobby was still serious, Susie's dad asked: "Well, what about children?"
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Bobby perked up and quickly answered: "Oh, we have that figured out already. Whenever Susie lays an egg, I'm gonna stomp on it!"
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One day, Bobby went to Susie's dad and announced (as seriously as he could), "I'm in love with Susie, and we're getting married".
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Amused, Susie's dad started asking questions (in the hopes to discourage the idea).
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Susie' dad: "Where will you live?"
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Bobby: "Well, Susie has a playhouse in the back yard, so we're gonna live there."
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Susie's dad: "How are you going to make money to support her?"
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Bobby: "Well, Susie gets 75 cents a week, and I get $1.25 a week."
