DUTY - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKE

Dokan ka malik apnay naye mulazim se bola: "Tumhein munshi sahb ne kam samjha diya hai na?"
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Naya mulazim bola: "Ji han! Unhon ne mujhay samjha diya hai k jab main aap ko dokan ki taraf aata dekhon to unn ko foran jaga doon."