DO WAQT KA KHANA - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Mulzim: "Judge sahb! Reham karein, main bhook se tang na aata to main kabhi chori na karta."
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Judge: "Issi liye to main teen (3) saal k liye tumhein aisi jagah bhaij raha hoon, jahan tumhein bhook tang nahi karay gi aur do (2) waqt ka khana muft milay ga."