DHAKA CHHUPA - VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Doran-e-jang Britain prime minister Winston Churchill, American president Franklin D. Roosevelt se milnay America gaye.
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Aik subh Churchill naha dho kar apna jism towel se khushk kar rahay tha k Roosevelt unn k kamray mein pohnch gaye.
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Aur yeh dekh kar k Churchill k badan per kaprray nahi hein, woh wapas janay lagay.
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Churchill ne unhein dekh kar kaha: "Roosevelt sahb wapsi janay ki zuroorat nahi hai, Britain America se kuch bhi dhaka chhupa nahi rakhna chahta."