CHOKIDAR - HILARIOUS URDU/HINDI JOKE

Aik sahb aik naye mohallay mein karaye ka makan lay kar rehnay lagay.
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Teen chaar roz k baad inn k darwazay per dastak hoee, woh sahb bahar niklay to aik aadmi sallam kar k  bola: "Naye parrosi honay ki haisiyat se aap se mill kar bohat khushi hoee hai, lekin saath hi aap ki khidmat mein aik guzarish bhi hai."
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Woh sah bolay: "Farmaiye kia kaam hai?"
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Aadmi bola: "Guzarish yeh hai k aap zara aahista aawaz mein kharratay liya krein, takeh meri neend kharab na ho sakay."
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Karaya dar bolay: "Aap ki tareef?"
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Shikaeti parrosi ne jawab diya: "Sahb main aap k iss mohallay ka chokidar hoon."