CHEEN YA SOORAJ - FUNNY URDU JOKES

Ustad (shagird se): "Cheen zyada door hai ya sooraj?"
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Shagird: "Cheen."
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Ustad (herat se): "Woh kaisay?"
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Shagird: "Janab! Sooraj ko hum daikh to saktay hein na, jabkeh Cheen to humein nazar hi nahi aat."