CHALAKI - VERY FUNNY URDU/HINDI JOKE

Gahak dokandar se: "Aap ne bhengay aadmi ko mulazim kion rakha hai?"
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Dokandar: "Iss tarah chorri ka imkan kam ho jata hai."
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Gahak: "Woh kaisay?"
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Dokandar: "Woh iss tarah k chorri karnay walay ko maloom nahi hota k yeh kis taraf dekh raha hai?"