BEHRA - VERY VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik pathan scientist mandak per tajarba kar raha tha.
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Uss ne mandak ko maiz per rakha aur uss k qareeb ja kar taali bajaee.
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Mandak zor se uchla.
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Pathan ne mandak ki aik taang kaat di.
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Phir uss k qareeb ja kar taali bajaee.
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Mandak zara sa uchla aur girr parra.
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Ab pathan ne mandak ki doosri taang bhi kaat di aur qareeb ja kar taali bajaee.
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Iss baar mandak zara sa bhi na uchla.
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Pathan ne yeh tajarba apni note book mein kuch iss tarah likha k "Agar mandak ki donon taangein kaat di jaein to woh behra ho jata hai."