BAHAR NIKAL AAO - VERY FUNNY URDU JOKES

Aik musafir barra sa gharra lay kar bus mein sawar hua.
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Conductor ne kaha: "Do (2) aanay tumharay aur chaar (4) aanay tumharay iss gharray k."
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Iss per musafir ne kaafi dair tak conductor se jhagrra kiya keh gharray k karaya na lagay, lekin iss ki aik na chali aur aakhir kaar uss ne gharra khola aur kehnay laga: "Beta! Bahar nikal aao, iss tarah shayed tumhara karaya kam lagay."