AUQAAT - HILARIOUS URDU/HINDI JOKE

Aik bhikari sadaa laga raha tha: "Sirf do rupay ka sawal hai baba."
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Aik aadmi ne uss se poocha: "Sirf do rupay hi kion?"
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Iss per bhikari ne barri masoomiyat se jawab diya: "Main aadmi ki auqaat dekh kar hi mangta hoon."